Thursday, October 23, 2008

The Worst Part

The worst part of having CF is hands down shitting my pants. I feel this is a real issue, and I can't be the only one that this happens to. Maybe I'm the only one to admit that, yes, I still shit my pants and I am 22-years-old.

It's unexpected, on days when I feel fine. It may feel like a small fart and then OH SHIT, I CRAPPED MY PANTS. It's not real poop - it's oil that's left over from digestion. Basically undigested fat in a really yellow/orange state. BEAUTIFUL.

And it's hard to get out of clothing.

When I was in middle school there was an SNL skit - one of their commercial things - for a product called "Oops I crapped my pants," and I think of that every time I crap mine.

2 comments:

gahitstoni said...

Amen, sistah.

Matt Todd said...

I've done that many times. I've been wearing diapers for the past week while ive been in the hospital since I've been too weak to get myself to the bathroom and they're not always quick enough to help me and things can come on pretty strong at times.

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