(Note, this is not a complaint. I am simply stating that I am currently in a state of pain.)
WARNING: EXTREME AMOUNTS OF SARCASM AHEAD.
Even though the pain is so bad I can barely stay awake, I am still able to run and jump and sing and dance (because, DUH I'm addicted to running and can't stop... I LOVE my lungs and all they do for me!) and I will be doing a marathon soon, so watch for that. I will be DANCING the marathon, and singing the whole way. What do you think, should I sing Hannah Montana??? And High School Musical??? Whadda ya think???
And since the only thing that seems to help the pain are my migraine pills, I will be popping them like candy. I will put them in rolls and eat them like Smarties. Mmmm Migraine Smarties. Never mind the fact that you are never supposed to take more than 2 in a 24 hour period. I need them to stop the pain of the goo oozing into my brain, so I'll eat them like candy.
And maybe it will kill me, so despite the fact that I am smiling in those pictures, I will kill myself like Anonymous Carla Basher predicted. That's right. I'm going to off myself over some sinus pain right before I take my dream trip to Italy. It's a good plan - as long as they plan Hannah Montana at my funeral.
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