Seriously, I didn't make this up. You can't make this up.
Me: So, what's with the man-boobs? All gay men seem to have them. Do all men have them and straight guys wear looser shirts, or is there a gay gene that makes you have bigger man-boobs?
Darin: Carla, they're called pecs.
Me: Right, but that's not my question. How do the man-boobs happen? I don't get it.
Darin: I don't know. They're pecs.
Me: Yeah, but you've never done any sort of work that would make your pecs stand out.
Darin: I know. I'm gorgeous.
Me: Right. Seems to me you have a self-esteem issue.
...thus making Darin cooler than previously thought to be possible.
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